"Mah Boi, this dinner is what all true warriors strive for."
--The King, telling Link that Lottsa Spaghetti, Mashed Potatoes, Toast, Bagels, Meatballs, CHOCOLATE!!!!, and, of course, Pizza, is what all true warriors LOVE to eat.
The King is a weird guy who makes a hobby out of saying Mah Boi all the time and always wonders what's for dinner.
He loves to go to Gamelon for nothing and never stops stealing his cousin's things.
He's pretty much a not-so-single bully who never treats his "slaves" with respect.thumb|300px|right|The King's err... video about himself (no, rlly?)